Do you enjoy tech humor? Tech Monday ~ 9-19-16

What a great week-end! Fun birthday party cruise for a friend down Lake Austin Saturday evening! Great offer on a new listing that we came to terms on and an open house on another listing that was worthwhile! Now it’s Monday morning and I have 2 listings coming on this week. Grab a cup of your favorite brew and join me for some tech support humor to start your week.

Tech Support: “Ma’am, I can’t help noticing that every time I give you an instruction, it takes a really long time before you get back to me.  Is your computer that slow?

Customer: “Oh, no, it’s just that stupid, stupid design of this computer.  Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse.  And, then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse.  Because there’s only one USB.

Tech Support: “Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a USB port on the keyboard itself?  You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard and the keyboard into the computer.

Customer: “Are YOU KIDDING ME!? Oh, wait a minute – yes, I see it now. Oh, holy cow, That’s going to be so much easier!

Tech Support: “Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way?”

Customer: “6 weeks.”

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Dorie Dillard is the most frequently hired REALTOR® in the Canyon Creek Subdivision.    “YOUR PERFECT PARTNER”

 

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