Good grief…It’s Monday morning! Spring break has come to an end..the SXSW music lovers are leaving Austin just as we got back from a week in Cozumel! I better hit the ground running as I’ve got a lot in the works with new listings coming on board! Grab a cup of your favorite brew and join me for some tech support humor to help start your day:
Customer: “I’m trying to add an FTP user, and I can’t figure out what to do.”
Tech Support: “Alright, sir. I see that this is on a server for which you declined a support contract. All I can do is to direct you to the help center article that will instruct you how to do this; I can’t add it for you, or walk you through it.”
Customer: “Look, all I’m trying to do is add an FTP user.”
Tech Support: “Sir, when you purchased this server we offered a support contract, which you declined–”
Customer: “I just want to add an FTP user! You should be able to do that for me!”
Tech Support: “–and when you declined the support contract, you had to click on a button to accept full responsibility for managing your server.”
Customer: “This isn’t a server management issue. I’m just trying to add an FTP user.”
Tech Support: “Sir, true or false? You purchased this server from us.”
Customer: “True.”
Tech Support: “You declined the support contract, true or false?”
Customer: “True.”
Tech Support: “And you accepted full responsibility for managing the server, true or false?”
Customer: “True.”
Tech Support: “…so, why are you asking me?”
Customer: “…” *click*
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       Dorie Dillard is the most frequently hired REALTOR® in the Canyon Creek Subdivision. “YOUR PERFECT PARTNER”
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