Do you enjoy tech humor? Tech Monday ~ 2-17-16

What a great week-end! Showed property Saturday, date night with my Geno, several trips to the gym, a wonderful open house with daughter Melissa with over 30+ different groups and 2 offers coming in  today…… Life is good!! Somehow it got to be Monday morning! Grab a cup of your favorite brew and join me with some tech support humor to help start your day:

A customer calls in for help with a cash register that doesn’t connect to the back office computer…

Tech Support: “So, can you tell me the settings of the DIP switches on the cash register?”

Customer: “DIP switch?”

Tech Support: “Oh, sorry, the small switches located on the backside.”

Customer: “Eeeerrr…there are no switches there.”

Tech Support: “Oh, yes, there are. Right next to the power cord.”

Customer: “No. There are no switches. Not any more!”

Tech Support: *puzzled* “Huh? Not any more? What do you mean?”

Customer: “Well, you know, my colleague told me that these switches might actually be what caused the problem, so I removed them.”

Tech Support: “REMOVED THEM??”

Customer: “Yeah, you know, removed them. With a chisel.”

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