What a great week-end! Another listing under contract with multiple offers. Son John Dunham ran in the Chicago Marathon at a best time with wife and son Handsome Hudson cheering him on at three stations! Please go over to his blog and congratulate him. 4 listing appointments over the week-end and three showing appointments scheduled today……life is good…My Quarterly statistic reports just delivered to my community are working! How about those Long Horns against OK!! Way to go Horns!! How did it get to be Monday morning? Why not join me with some tech support humor to help start your day:
(A guy works tech support for a large corporation that services 50,000+ employees. It is not uncommon, when there are new upgrades or software, for their users to receive instructions on how to perform the installs themselves. They usually get a good number of calls from people who don’t read the instructions and just call into the help desk.)
Tech support: “Thank you for calling [Company] corporate help desk. My name is ____. How may I help you?”
Customer: “Hi, I just got the email that I’m supposed to install [newest upgrade] and need some help with it.”
Tech support: “Okay, I can help you with that. Did you get the instructions?”
Customer: “Yes, I have it right in front of me.”
Tech support: “Okay, at what point are you having the issues?”
Customer: “I scrolled to the bottom to get your number and called in.”
Tech support: “Okay, let me get my copy of the instructions opened up and we’ll see if we can get this done.”
(He opens the PDF file and bring up his instructions.)
Tech support: “Okay, now what does it say for step #1.”
Customer: *reads instructions to me for step #1*
Tech support: “Okay, do that. Now what does it say for step #2.”
Customer: *reads instructions to me for step #2*
Tech support: “Okay, do that.”
Customer: “Wait a minute, are you just going to have me read the instructions and do it step by step?”
Tech support: “Yes, that’s exactly what we are going to do. My instructions are no different than yours.”
Customer: “Well, that’s not much help. I could do that by myself!” *click*
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